Time-pass Crazy Q&A

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Questions are the keys of knowledge. Questions struck in minds have initiated many scientists to make inventions; for example, Isaac Newton and an apple. Philosophers have been able to answer many spiritual mysteries through questions. Students learn with questions and are tested also by questions in their examinations. What, when, how, why, where, who, how many are interrogative words put before questions. The answers of all these questions might be in single words from like’ yes’ or ‘no’ to sentences, paragraphs, chapters and even in volumes.

My today’s post is as my attempt to entertain you with some humor to refresh your minds and to establish that silly questions and their crazy answers have their own vital importance in human behaviors. I have come across such crazy questions by surfing on I-net, but here you will find some easy/silly questions with their crazy answers solely thought out by myself. In brief to say, they are not the recycling of any authors’ assets. Enjoy, my good Readers, and try to create such sets yourselves. I would like to read at least one such set of Q&A in the comment box by at least any one of my Readers just to break my suspicion of ability of mine only in this regard!

Q. What is the function of the nose?

A. To give support to spectacles!

Q. Why the fingers of a human hand are in number of five?

A. They are not in number of other than five, therefore they are five.

Q. What is the first, a hen or an egg?

A. Money of the buyer of a hen or an egg is the first.

Q. Have you missed any step of your stair and have stumbled down?

A. No, not a single! I have touched all the steps while stumbling down.

Q. Why is the earth round?

A. It has to take rounds to the sun and rounds on its axis also.

Q. How will you distinguish powders of salt and sugar?

A. By making tea or coffee using any one and see how it tastes.

Q. What will you do when you find that your lighter is not working to light your cigarette?

A.  I’ll purchase a match box to light my lighter to light my cigarette.

Q. From where the mall owners have learnt to advertise ‘Buy one, get one free’?

A. From the farmers! They sell their cows or buffalos with their young ones free of cost.

Q. Why do the waiters not strike wooden hammers on the dining tables at Restaurants and say ‘order’ ‘order’?

A. Because they are sitting in order, reading menus silently and consulting

with their companions in whispering voice what to order.

Q. Why do truck owners write ‘Horn please’ behind their vehicles?

A. To ask the followers to taste their horns whether they work.

Q. Why the sign ‘School – Drive slow’ is found near schools?

A. It may be to avoid accidents. But, teachers drive the school slow to catch the tuitions!

Q. Is it true to say that nothing is impossible in the world?

A. Wrong! Nobody can refill the paste manually once pressed out from the tube.

Q. Why ‘Silence please’ in hospitals is being written on walls?

A. But, they ignore the new born babies crying in maternity wards.

Q. Which is the bogus set of Q&A out of above 13?

A. Better to ask me which is not!!!

Summing up, I hope that you will agree with the answer of my last question with no any fear of breach of any protocol between a Blogger and a Reader! How nice to recognize and accept own limitations!

Have a good day or night whichever you are passing through!

- Valibhai Musa

 

Say ‘Live and Let Live’ with a humanly heart!

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Open any news paper or switch on any news channel on TV or chat on your computer to read latest news and you will find a report that somewhere in the world some humans, either individually or in mass, have been killed under one or the other type of conflict. World religions unanimously agree on one point that human is the best creation of God among all creatures. But, it is equally true that when we hear of killing of humans by humans, we are compelled to believe in the naked truth that human is the worst of all creatures in the universe.

It is quite obvious that the most difficult conflicts to be resolved are ethnic conflicts. They are the most violent and the highest numbers of civilian casualties are seen there. If we, calmly in peace of mind, ponder over such internal conflicts among our human race, we are surely to come to the conclusion that such sinful acts of shedding blood of innocents is not only cowardice but foolish also. To clear this point in the minds of my Readers, I would like to give below an exemplary humorous parable somewhere heard locally. It is as follows:

“In some remote rural areas of the country, the marriage procession of a bridegroom was going to the other village, the venue of marriage. The participants of the procession were traveling by bullock-carts. They all were young and had avoided old hand people to join with them just to enjoy marriage ceremony freely. The carts were passing through narrow farm-way one after another.

 

My Comment on a Silicon Blogger’s Post ‘Teasing’

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As mentioned in my Second Anniversary Celebration post, I am actively involved with some Professional Web Sites. SiliconIndia is one of those where I have created a blog exclusively on Humor titled as William’s Humor. My network there also gradually increases day by day. If anybody is interested to join SiliconIndia, one has to sign up with Email Id and Password.

Now, I come to the point. Jyoti Sachan, an MBA Student has created her blog as ‘Jyoti on net’ on SiliconIndia. Recently, I happened to read her two Posts on ‘Teasing’ titled as (1) Teasing: A Big Burning Issue (2) Teasing: The Solution. Both have been respectively published on May 29, 2009 & June 3, 2009. I recommend to my Blog Readers to visit Jyoti’s blog and read both the Articles with comments also to acquire knowledge of different opinions of Readers on the issue related to women worldwide.

I have commented the Second Post – “Teasing: The Solution” in my words as follows: