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This post follows to my previous one “Time-pass Crazy Q&A”. Here, you will read some ‘quality not quantity’ – material just to sharpen your intellect. This product has resulted from my own thinking from moments to hours in dim light at midnight. Some questions arose in my mind have been answered by myself with my intuition after my short-medium-long well thinking process or some from my studies. They have been kept safe in my memory for years and I disclose the same today before my valued Readers just for entertainment or acquiring knowledge.
When I was working on my previous Article “Time-pass Crazy Q&A”, an idea had crept into my mind to write an independent post on the subject titled here. The roots of the idea go deep to a Gujarati Weekly Magazine ‘Chakram’ (Crazy Guy), now known as ‘Chandan’ (Sandalwood). Now-a-days, I am not in touch with the said Magazine; but when it was in its flourishing times, a regular post of Q&A was being published under the Heading “Ajab Savaalo-naa Gajab Javaabo” (Wonderful Answers to Astonishing Questions). This very thing had inspired me to write down a specimen post on Crazy Q&A.
But, now I come to the track of my subject and give a very cute surprise to my Readers that ‘Chakram/Chandan’ is the only a Weekly Magazine without Advertisements even today. In July, 2005 ‘Chakram/Chandan’ had celebrated its 30th Anniversary as an ad-free publication. The Limca Book of Records noted its achievement of completing 30 years as an ad-free publication of a Magazine. If we go to the brief past of the Magazine, it is observed that it was first published in our India’s Independence year 1947 from Ahmedabad by Noormohammad Jussabhai well-known as Mr. N. J. Golibar. His son Mr. H. N. Golibar took the charge of the Magazine in 1971. During the initial tenure of Mr. N. J. Golibar and for further more 5 years, the Magazine had published some ads; but from 1976 to till date no ads have been published in this Magazine. I have marked the following positive aspects in the backgrounds of its achievement:-
(1) It was a Gujarati Magazine among rare of its kind in those days which entertained the people with its humorous content.
(2) Much of the content was generated by the editor and his family members hence there was a lot of cost reduction due to savings of any compensations to Authors.
(3) One more fact was that people bought the periodical paying a very handsome price and its circulation was about more than 1,00,000 copies.
(4) It was sold at Book-stalls on Railway Stations and Bus Stops. It is beyond our imagination how he would have extended his clientele circle. A note-worthy basic fact is that it could create a wide circulation only with its meritorious content. In commercial term, it can be said that the content is the king.
(5) Many popular features of the magazine reveal the secret of its popularity. One of them is a cyclic publication of crime or horror thrillers and another is a column of satirical jokes titled Atom and Fatakdi (big cracker and small cracker). ‘Wonderful Answers to Astonishing Questions’ was also an important section of the Magazine.
(6) Its present editor Mr. H N Golibar popularly known as Bholabhai is continuing also the tradition of publishing serialized mystery stories
(7) About 75 per cent of its circulation is as stand sale. Its 40 per cent readers are in Africa, UK, USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand wherever Gujarati people live. The strength of the publication lies in its strong committed readership.
(8) It is an innocent and civic Magazine, full of humor content-wise, and the members of families of any age can read together with no any fear of vulgarity.
During my early age, ‘Chakram’ was sold at the price of 4 Annas (Present INR 0.25) I have witnessed many people reading ‘Chakram’ interestingly in public ignoring own status. A friend of mine openly advertised with the words as ‘If you wish to sharpen your intellect, ‘Chakram’ is the only Magazine that can help you a lot.”
When I am nearing to conclude the post, I would like to disclose the mystery of the owner’s last name as ‘Golibar’. Mr. Nurmohammad was an ordinary hawker selling lemonades (Aerated Drinks) in four-wheeled Hand-barrow shouting 12 for an Anna in its Gujarati version as “Lo Anna-ni Goli Baar (Twelve)”. His father was a businessman, but he never thought to join with him. He did all kinds of jobs. He used to give commentary at the time of silent movies and when movies got the voice, he became silent. But, his enthusiasm of doing something was never silent and he did show his great achievements in his publications as mentioned above.
I would like to say that when Internationally famous Magazines like ‘Time’, purely dependent on Commercial Ads, had to pass through financial crisis some years ago; an ordinary Magazine – ‘Chakram-Chandan’ will complete its non-stop 62 years in July, 2009 successfully with no any support of Ad revenue.
Summing up to say, three more feathers in crown of his success have been added recently in May, 2009 that Mr. H. N. Golibar has launched (1) Puzzle Magic (2) Magic Fun; and (3) Science City. I hope that the team of MBA students locally at Ahmedabad may visit ‘Chakram-Chandan’ office just to know as a case-study how an unqualified self-employed Professional has conquered high summits of his glorious success.
– Valibhai Musa
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Questions are the keys of knowledge. Questions struck in minds have initiated many scientists to make inventions; for example, Isaac Newton and an apple. Philosophers have been able to answer many spiritual mysteries through questions. Students learn with questions and are tested also by questions in their examinations. What, when, how, why, where, who, how many are interrogative words put before questions. The answers of all these questions might be in single words from like’ yes’ or ‘no’ to sentences, paragraphs, chapters and even in volumes.
My today’s post is as my attempt to entertain you with some humor to refresh your minds and to establish that silly questions and their crazy answers have their own vital importance in human behaviors. I have come across such crazy questions by surfing on I-net, but here you will find some easy/silly questions with their crazy answers solely thought out by myself. In brief to say, they are not the recycling of any authors’ assets. Enjoy, my good Readers, and try to create such sets yourselves. I would like to read at least one such set of Q&A in the comment box by at least any one of my Readers just to break my suspicion of ability of mine only in this regard!
Q. What is the function of the nose?
A. To give support to spectacles!
Q. Why the fingers of a human hand are in number of five?
A. They are not in number of other than five, therefore they are five.
Q. What is the first, a hen or an egg?
A. Money of the buyer of a hen or an egg is the first.
Q. Have you missed any step of your stair and have stumbled down?
A. No, not a single! I have touched all the steps while stumbling down.
Q. Why is the earth round?
A. It has to take rounds to the sun and rounds on its axis also.
Q. How will you distinguish powders of salt and sugar?
A. By making tea or coffee using any one and see how it tastes.
Q. What will you do when you find that your lighter is not working to light your cigarette?
A. I’ll purchase a match box to light my lighter to light my cigarette.
Q. From where the mall owners have learnt to advertise ‘Buy one, get one free’?
A. From the farmers! They sell their cows or buffalos with their young ones free of cost.
Q. Why do the waiters not strike wooden hammers on the dining tables at Restaurants and say ‘order’ ‘order’?
A. Because they are sitting in order, reading menus silently and consulting
with their companions in whispering voice what to order.
Q. Why do truck owners write ‘Horn please’ behind their vehicles?
A. To ask the followers to taste their horns whether they work.
Q. Why the sign ‘School – Drive slow’ is found near schools?
A. It may be to avoid accidents. But, teachers drive the school slow to catch the tuitions!
Q. Is it true to say that nothing is impossible in the world?
A. Wrong! Nobody can refill the paste manually once pressed out from the tube.
Q. Why ‘Silence please’ in hospitals is being written on walls?
A. But, they ignore the new born babies crying in maternity wards.
Q. Which is the bogus set of Q&A out of above 13?
A. Better to ask me which is not!!!
Summing up, I hope that you will agree with the answer of my last question with no any fear of breach of any protocol between a Blogger and a Reader! How nice to recognize and accept own limitations!
Have a good day or night whichever you are passing through!
– Valibhai Musa